I know what you are and I have a few pixels you might be interested in seeing returned to your server.
I appreciate your sense of humor. That is why you are still alive. It is also why the authorities will soon contact you about realistic videos in which you demonstrate alarming affection for your neighbor's cat. You won't be in jail long, but the ambitions you have to date your neighbor herself are now thwarted.
I hope your fellow smartasses take this as a warning.