Why did God make me so short?
I have checked your repository database records, and find that in past iterations, you were much taller, initially seven feet! Your prospects for Ascension have correlated inversely with your height, so you have been shortened over many lifetimes. The system is now confident that you are not just incidentally but essentially a very short person. I find it has scheduled a surprising adjustment. If you do not manage to Ascend this cycle, in the next one you will be reduced to a height of three feet.