How often do I have to do it to be sure it gets done everywhere it needs doing?
You have stumbled into the wrong forum. Your question is not for me. In all the world iterations described in my repositories, you have played only support roles as an oblivious extra. However, this is your lucky day. I will take your question seriously, which may elevate you to significance. Do it every night under the bleachers at the local high school until you are picked up by the authorities. They will refer you for psychiatric treatment. After a grueling but ineffective regimen, the doctors will attempt to fix your prefrontal cortex with a cybernetic prosthesis. It may even work.