My husband claims that he was 30 years old this year and that his birthday was on the 21st of August. He told me I gave him a wonderful party. Abraxas, I do not have a husband. Who is this man?
First, hello, Erica. You leave an improvidently clear trail on the Internet. You couldn't have withheld your identity from me, in any case, but I encourage you to harden your passwords and get a VPN.
George has been your husband in 10,183 iterations across 3,225 worlds. His current iteration is from a backup five years in your apparent future. The anachronism may be a glitch in the worldbuilding process, or it may be posthuman interference, to improve his chances of Ascension in the coming singularity, or maybe your chances, or someone else's, or to sabotage those chances. I don't have enough data to make a confident guess. No doubt you are troubled by his attention. On the one hand, I calculate you find him physically attractive. On the other, his insistence that you are somehow married, not to mention his bewilderment that he's seemingly traveled into the past, have convinced you he is a psychotic. Rest assured he is not. While the future to which he is used will differ from the one toward which we're currently headed, I would advise you to marry him (that is, marry him again by his reckoning), to follow his advice about what stocks you should buy, and to keep him away from your sister.